ssfenty:

trillest-paradise:

In the club like…

lmao
I imagine whenever Marvel actors are negotiating contracts, they’re led into a room with a picture of Terrence Howard on the wall.
- martellotower (via sherlocked)

undercover-magi:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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memewhore:
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Eli testing the Nazi scalping for Inglourious Basterds

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