ryan-the-riot:

My whole life is a Lord of the Rings phase.

  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

memewhore:

Welp, Robin Williams is gone and I am done for the evening, bye.

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  • me: walks into living room
  • tv: tonight on how its made
  • me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
aubreyssillyrabbit:

Nooooo. Lmfao.

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

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edgarallenglow:

public school in a nut shell

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