Disney Derpina

consulting-moose-captain:

mina-marina:

literalove:

alex-of-macedonia:

zombicorns:

mina-marina:

My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers

Poprah

 #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!

IT GOT BETTER

#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!

wow it got better

sweet shit

tea-and-tumblr:

deathbycas:

oncomingbeth:

mrthorinton:

youmeatpurgatory:

improbablenormality:

1chainz:

boomitsnialler:

take a deep breath and repeat after me:

• i am not a letter grade
• i am not a gpa
• i am not a statistic
• i am not just a student
• i am good at something
• i am more than what an institution tells me i am

• i am legend

• i am iron man

• i am the monster parents tell their children about at night

• i am the doctor

• i am a high functioning sociopath
• do your research

• i am an angel of the lord

rneerkat:

rehabbed:

rneerkat:

someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful

*crowd boos*

more like crowd booze ha ha am i right

bonaventure-:

it’s so sad getting up in the morning and noticing you lost followers I mean if there’s anything we learned from the 80’s it’s only common courtesy to wake me up before you go go 

moltres:

me tryin to look at your dick

jaminthetardis:

walkingcontradictions:

At least with Sherlock if you can’t decide which episode you wanna watch you can just roll a dice.

memewhore:

aspieartistjourdan:

Being a introvert is like being Robert Downey Jr. in your head

and Castiel in real life

oh. my. god.

It is.